bumblebeebats:

bumblebeebats:

cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

michaeldirnt:

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

lanadelgayest:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach

share:

when your friends actually let you talk for once but you forget what you were trying to say

just-shower-thoughts:

It sucks how the rest of your life and career depends on your most immature years

just-shower-thoughts:

People who eat gluten free are going against the grain.

bogleech:

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”